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brave-fart:

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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neatpotatoes:

when people i dont like touch me

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pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

gryffindor-chick:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

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eoyama:

full version here

do not msg me about this damn thing pls c:

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starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

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iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

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